Unisex Wicking Hoodie Long Sleeve Don't Fart

$50.00

We've all done it. And for some it may have been more severe than expected. Why not let everyone else around you understand the fears that come with a high fiber, high protein diet and squats? Think of this like the "Be Kind, Please Rewind" labels you saw on the VHS tapes at Blockbuster (did I just make it clear on my age?) - this is just letting everyone know you understand, you've been there, and we'll all keep clearance for safety and risks of being smoked out. Crafted from lightweight, 100% polyester fabric, this hoodie offers exceptional durability and a sleek fit that keeps you looking sharp at the gym or while lounging at home. The moisture-wicking material effectively draws sweat away from your skin, ensuring you stay cool and comfortable during even the toughest workouts. Whether you're lifting weights or running outdoors, this hoodie is designed to keep up with your active lifestyle. With UPF 50 sun protection, it's perfect for outdoor training sessions. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts, personal trainers, or anyone seeking a stylish yet functional layer, this hoodie makes a fantastic gift for holidays, birthdays, or fitness accomplishments. The bold graphic adds a touch of humor, making it perfect for anyone who embraces a light-hearted approach to fitness.

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Chest width, in15.00 - 16.0017.00 - 18.0019.00 - 20.0021.00 - 22.0023.00 - 24.0025.00 - 26.0027.00 - 28.0029.00 - 30.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length, in27.3027.5027.8028.0028.3028.4028.5028.60


Product features
- 100% Polyester material ensures durability and shape retention
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool during activities
- Lightweight design at 4.13 oz/yd² for easy wear
- UPF 50 provides sun protection for outdoor workouts
- Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

Size:

We've all done it. And for some it may have been more severe than expected. Why not let everyone else around you understand the fears that come with a high fiber, high protein diet and squats? Think of this like the "Be Kind, Please Rewind" labels you saw on the VHS tapes at Blockbuster (did I just make it clear on my age?) - this is just letting everyone know you understand, you've been there, and we'll all keep clearance for safety and risks of being smoked out. Crafted from lightweight, 100% polyester fabric, this hoodie offers exceptional durability and a sleek fit that keeps you looking sharp at the gym or while lounging at home. The moisture-wicking material effectively draws sweat away from your skin, ensuring you stay cool and comfortable during even the toughest workouts. Whether you're lifting weights or running outdoors, this hoodie is designed to keep up with your active lifestyle. With UPF 50 sun protection, it's perfect for outdoor training sessions. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts, personal trainers, or anyone seeking a stylish yet functional layer, this hoodie makes a fantastic gift for holidays, birthdays, or fitness accomplishments. The bold graphic adds a touch of humor, making it perfect for anyone who embraces a light-hearted approach to fitness.

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Chest width, in15.00 - 16.0017.00 - 18.0019.00 - 20.0021.00 - 22.0023.00 - 24.0025.00 - 26.0027.00 - 28.0029.00 - 30.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length, in27.3027.5027.8028.0028.3028.4028.5028.60


Product features
- 100% Polyester material ensures durability and shape retention
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool during activities
- Lightweight design at 4.13 oz/yd² for easy wear
- UPF 50 provides sun protection for outdoor workouts
- Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)